I didn't come here to bargain, Dolly

If every day you come squirming 'round here

One day, you're sure to turn me inside out

And that cover up isn't quite enough

(to make you disappear)

So pinch it off and leave me

High and dry and creepy

And I'll let you rest

And I'll let you rest at last

You're crawling away on all fours

You tortured synthetic American soul, you

Jesus Christ is not your savior

So why don't you wipe off that silly havior

"Every day with you is like blah, blah, blah"

She said

Every kiss, every caress, every stupid song

She basically said that I was going stale to her

And impotent

How much more of this can I take?

That was about when I decided

To jump out the window

I really, really want to be a lady like you

Dolly, Dolly

Heaven knows

As if you made me up

Just to strip me nude

Glue-on nails, spray-on shoes

La, la, la, la

La, la, la

Ooh la, la, la

La, la, la

Ooh la, la, la

"It's hairdos, it's hats

Is that your saliva sloshing?"

"What really reamed me?

Was it in the lass you roofied?"

"My goddess, your Highness

The hell, you silly girl!"

"Suck in your lies

And hold your breath till you know your story!"

"Will I hold you against

My boob-less body again?"